Somehow, those silly spammers haven’t given up trying to post worthless crap on my website. I guess it still pays somehow…
Anyway, let’s take a look at the ones that really stand out to me, and maybe we’ll sell some Viagra while we’re at it.
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I’m tempted to throw this into Google Translate, but then I’d find out what they’re really trying to tell me and the mystery would be gone. I’d probably also end up learning the Russian word for penis.
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I’m willing to bet this site is just a redirect to FBI.org, looking for people dumb enough to try this. If so, they’d be using the same trick Patrick and I once thought of, although our site was going to be called www.midgetrape.com.
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Wait wait wait…
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